Life according to Danica

A few days ago Duane and Danica were sitting on the couch together.  She got a funny look on her face and asked her daddy if he tooted.  Yup.  She went to the table and started writing... we thought that was the end of that.  She walked up to him with notebook in hand and held it up to him.  Written in big letters was - PU.

The next day Auntie Ali was asking Dani all about her day at school.  They were learning about the letter B that day, so they went through some things that started with b.  After listing a few things, the conversation went something like this:
Ali - brontosaurus
Dani - What's that?
Ali - A dinosaur.  They're extinct now.
Dani - What's extinct?
Ali - They don't exist anymore.  They aren't living on this world anymore.
Dani - Well, where are they then?  Like, Minnesota or something???

Ali had gone to Target the other day to get a few things.  She got a different kind of toilet paper than we usually get.  Dani was going to the bathroom the next morning while I was still in bed.  She said, "Wow, this toilet paper sure is softer... I love it.  I sure am grateful for this toilet paper!"